Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
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Top comments
wenwenno 4
I've never understood why people make a fake account.
Angel157 8
Well fake people do tend to have more friends nowadays
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Comments (101)
CastielJ 6
Who makes a fake Facebook anyways?
Kathts7 12
That's really sad. Have you considered being more social? Anyway, FYL for you low self esteem..
titzenpitzer 9
this is what facebook does
chandra05_fml 0
wow
jwbfml 11
Why not go out in the world among real people and become the cool person your fake account makes you out to be???
wironandine 8
Pathetic. What a loser.
iteenlovequotes 19
Hahahaha YDI for having a fake Facebook
higgy6969 7
Why would anyone wish someone they don't know Happy Bday? Morons
daisiebud 18
I've had a couple fake accounts for game requests, only because I don't like to annoy my real friends. It's really not that uncommon. I knew a guy who had about eight of them.
DohIMissed 6
So it's not against the rules to have more than one account? Sorry, I was told you can't. Can't choose between FYL or YDI.