Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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uglycrow 5
Lock your doors?
robc32ca 4
Lock your door or don't do it while the family is home.
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Comments (154)
gabbs1130 0
Why would you be having sex when your little brother is home?! Irresponsible much?
Ambaayyy 8
Maybe you shouldn't be having sex in your parents' house.
PicklesMcRaptor 0
IT'S NOT REAL WRASLING!
onorexveritas 24
you totally deserved that
kristirhong 12
Got into an orgy a little early, don't you think? Haha
derp_derpington 2
everyone who said YDI for doing it while the brother was there.... good luck trying to find time for sex when you become parents :P
kriz_allizwell 6
lil bro in future - gonna be like "oh my god, why"
stacerz28 0
um not really a fml since the same exact thing happened to me and my bf...except we told his little bro we were wrestling n he jumped on top of me n started joining lol he is 6! it happens! XP
dolceandkabana 1
Did your bf give you a pile driver?
kitsune3 20
This, OP, is why we LOCK THE DOOR.