Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I was getting frisky with my husband under the covers in bed. My son decided to run into our room and cannonball on top of my husband. This startled him, which caused him to bite me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
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uglycrow 5
Lock your doors?
robc32ca 4
Lock your door or don't do it while the family is home.
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Comments (154)
Leslier_fml 4
Your fault! Should have lock the door. The kid needs to learn how to knock and you need to learn how to lock.
Rachaelc23 8
Haha WIN!
linkinpark98 24
Eh, the kid could be scarred for life after he figures out what sex is.
WithinEPICA 4
locking the door isnt as hard as it seems
skittlesmeep 4
Seems like the parents way of letting you know you don't deserve a lock.
AznSamoan52 10
I feel sorry for the kid. But it seems to me like he's almost trying to troll you guys. O_O
lemonademixer 7
Da' ****?
fbear10 5
Maybe next time lock the door?!??
mattwin88 4
this is fake
tiffaany131995 3
You know it's really starting to bother me how many people expect others to have locks on their doors. I don't have one, and honestly, NONE of my friends do too. So seriously, stfu . It's one of those things you can't do anything about.
linkinpark98 24
"It's one of those things you can't do anything about" What? There is actually numerous amounts of items you can use to lock a door. If you don't have a lock, push a damn dresser in front of the damn door. I can't believe people are that stupid.
alycion 39
Maybe the locks are removed for a reason. Some parents will remove locks when they don't want the kid having sex in their house.
livehappy 8
Or simply buy a door knob with a lock. It's very easy to "do something about it."
gheebuttersnaps 4
Why were you even doing it with your little brother there?