Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
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uglycrow 5
Lock your doors?
robc32ca 4
Lock your door or don't do it while the family is home.
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cristy91 33
So long as he didn't touch any of the danger zones you could have just turned over and said "Oh my goodness, you beat us and we're dead! Now go tell momma how powerful you are!" and the moment that little one leaves the room, lock the door. Children come from the bowels of mischief, you must take all precautions when they're there.
cBlackout 13
I think telling mommy wouldn't be the best idea.
animal50199 10
I agree with 25. But Your a genius.
SkoomaKi 28
OP talking to little brother in the future: OP - Remember that time when you thought my boyfriend and I were.... Brother - Just shut up! I was only little!
TrollisMe 5
Cue "Mother of God, why" meme.
StayClassyLassy 6
Or the "Oh God, why" meme.
jellycorn 13
Aren't they both the same?
GothicAngel17 24
Well, that's why you generally don't have sex in places accessible to children, or while there is family home. Then these things wouldn't happen!
mrnuleef 7
That is a horrible first threesome.
somewizdom 15
At least he didn't grab your boyfriend's 'stick' and hit you with it. Or did he?
AlexBblah 10
Well, who gave up first? I wonderd how the kid felt when he noticed something unusual? Lil bro: i won i really beat my sister and her bf :D 20 years later Lil bro: why did i go into that room 20 years ago D:
pexy_fml 16
Thinking its wrestling saved you the embarrassment
perdix 31
So, you were tag-teamed, eh?
KiddNYC1O 22
This may put a new meaning to the figure four leg lock.
perdix 31
And also "pile driver," especially if you know that "piles" is the old-timey way to refer to hemorrhoids.
AlexBblah 10
Well at least you have a story tell 10 years later " hey remember when me and my bf were in the room under the covers and you.." * bro just walks out* Haha, should have kept the door locked
donut_gurl 8
try locking the door or waiting till little bro goes to bed or goes out to play! clearly this is your parents house, so try having some respect.