Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
I'm sure if he'd stood in front of you naked and started helicoptering his dick around while you're trying to do one of your hobbies, you'd be pissed off with zero self awareness whatsoever, no?
Mr_Mole 24
What you mean is you wanted attention and thought his interests of little importance. Would you like it if you were watching a film and he started twerking in front of the TV?
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Comments (35)
Callyn 47
Did you think about maybe asking him if he wanted to have sex? Much nicer and less distracting. Just because you were horny doesn't mean that he was.
VenomMouth 2
when you ask you girlfriend to smash and she doesn't bring a controller
buymevickis92 26
He could be complimenting you by saying you’re a distraction in a good way to gamers. Lol but who knows with men.
BurnInDemonFire 39
As a gamer of 30 years, I can say that, based on current wireless controller technology, my nightmare is having the battery pack die while I'm in the middle of something, and realizing I forgot to charge the back-up, as well.
BabaSvoloch 8
ask to play with his joystick and see if he throws you out of the house
zuckerburg 21
YOU CANT PAUSE FORTNITE!!!!!!! GEEZAS!!!!
WHSKitty4ever 23
Don’t mess with a significant other who’s gaming! Lol. Sorry, OP.
ravengypsey79 4
Time to find a new man
ravengypsey79 4
For dudes that think ladies don’t need sex... there’s a woman to show her how it’s done. Women need it just as much. And I know the secrets to take her from you permanently. So you might wanna take a look at what you got.
ravengypsey79 4
Are the gamers serious? You’d rather finish your game than have actual human sexual interaction?
Callyn 47
Not everyone is in the mood for sex at all times. Sometimes I want to play a game, sometimes I want to read a book, sometimes I want to watch TV, sometimes I want to have sex. Sometimes, I'm up for sex but I would rather finish my match before I go have it. Communication is key, barging in and going 'Screw me NOW' is rude no matter what.