Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
I'm sure if he'd stood in front of you naked and started helicoptering his dick around while you're trying to do one of your hobbies, you'd be pissed off with zero self awareness whatsoever, no?
Mr_Mole 24
What you mean is you wanted attention and thought his interests of little importance. Would you like it if you were watching a film and he started twerking in front of the TV?
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Comments (35)
hollunation 11
Yeaa - don’t do that 😂 Especially if he playin Fortnite
BlackAce21 3
I'll say more politely what I think a lot of these people are trying to say and failing miserably at. If he is saying you are a nightmare because its annoying to him, have a chat with him about it to find better ways of communicating desires and needs in the moment. Standing in front of him while he is in the middle of a match is actually something he might consider rude. Find this out and have the talk, don't just be upset like most people might and close off that communication >.< Having said that, I would also like to point out that as a gamer, reading that makes me agree internally because if my wife was dancing around in front of me naked, the nightmare would be that I am about to lose the game I am playing or afk (which can get you temp or perm banned from that game sometimes btw, depends on the game) because I wouldn't hesitate to drop the game in an instant to tackle her on the spot. I have done it before, mid game without explanation to anyone. Just my thoughts on all this for what they are worth xD
J15237 25
I love gaming, but damn I would paused my game in a heart beat if that had happened. Hell yes you would be a gamers nightmare. Especially if you are a sexy as hell woman, but you never pass on intimacy with your lover. He is stupid. Especially since you came on to him and tried to be extremely sexy just for him.