Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that our quickies shouldn’t take 45 minutes. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML
Today, my girlfriend has two speeds in bed: so slow that it’s just not exciting for me, or so hard and fast, I can’t physically keep up and it starts to hurt. We’ve discussed our different needs a bunch, but so we’ve had sex every night this week and I only orgasmed once, masturbating in the shower. FML
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Top comments
banman12321 6
Oh it's not?
chaoticxxxmess 3
She probably thinks its painful or uncomfortable.
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Comments (133)
Quest_ 13
Aww, so she comes first then falls asleep? You must feel so neglected and frustrated OP
Btreasure 8
I think that's your fault. You must not be doing your job.
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
Why is every recent FML about quick sex?
lakebitch01 0
Wow..... Kinda selfish of her.
perdix 31
You two ought to go find that couple from Texas that was here yesterday, and swap partners. That's thinking win-win-win-win, which would pwn Stephen Covey's ass!
ElectricEffect 13
Completely agree with you 44.
jgduplante 9
Isn't it? :P
gigi03 5
Loser
Buzzy123 7
You gota add the sexy music.
MyReinvention55 7
And the winner is #44. Lol on another note some people get on here just to shut out other people with their self proclaimed right to bash others. It's dumb but funny to read :)