Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
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Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that our quickies shouldn’t take 45 minutes. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML
Today, my girlfriend has two speeds in bed: so slow that it’s just not exciting for me, or so hard and fast, I can’t physically keep up and it starts to hurt. We’ve discussed our different needs a bunch, but so we’ve had sex every night this week and I only orgasmed once, masturbating in the shower. FML
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banman12321 6
Oh it's not?
chaoticxxxmess 3
She probably thinks its painful or uncomfortable.
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Comments (133)
lilly25001 7
So true ^
Mokiikom_fml 8
You are doing it wrong... If you weren't, she wouldn't feel that way! Either that or you two JUST got together. In any case, it's how good you make her feel that will determine whether she will continue feeling that way or not. Most women have no sexual pleasure whatsoever from conventional vaginal-only intercourse. To many, it's nothing but a boring chore at best and something painful to endure at worst. So unless you actually do something to make her feel good and change the way she feels about it, is it really surprising that she'd wish for the pain and bothersome activity to end fast?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Can you cite a source that says that most women feel no pleasure at all from vaginal-only intercourse? I'd really like to read it, since I'm not one of those people. I've only heard most women can't ****** that way, I haven't explicitly heard that they don't find it pleasurable at all.
katt_is_here 24
@ #126 Yeah...no pleasure at all? Are you kidding me? I must be a freak of nature then, 'cause I LOVE it.
Unbeatable 0
Boring
death_rose567 4
Think of it like this... More sex and more time to do things :D
Lorus_fml 12
Not enough time in a day. Just make it into a race!
itsaseceret 5
well. atleast your getting some action?
ferbreeezy 3
maybe you should get better at it then.
jlperry31 10
do ur a minute man. it's ok, work on it dude. u can do things before you expect to have sex that will help u not be done so quik. look then up on net
muddymark 0
What are you complaining about, that's fantastic.
legitimmeee 0
Why date her then ?? Just saying (: