Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
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Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML
Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Save the Earth.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Something is wrong with the OP's eyes :)
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Comments (124)
abrams70 19
That was just awesome!
steviesnm 6
It's the thought that counts?
yadudej 0
holy shit, I just noticed that this is tge first time I've ever seen the op post a comment on their own fml. weird.
07jeepster 0
Ah ha
sugarkiller_fml 6
The average running speed of a woman is 6mph. The wind speed in this case is 20mph as pointed out by OP. It takes 10 mins for op to run "1 mile" Where is the trash bag at that moment? It would be 2.3 miles away from OP!! You call it " completely lost sight"? Are your eyes telescope?
DavLynn 4
she was probably not being literal, just saying what she felt. who says that she ran a 10 min mile? I could probably power walk that -.-
MaskedAspen 6
big hat ..
kira74 6
Well, at least you could say you got some exercise.
tigerbabe15 0
Was his hat huge and black :)
ZielZone 4
Idiot
tristan1001 0
Stories like this make me miss Snickerdoodles long arguements...
perdix 31
She could be coming back soon. Look up her profile -- she could be returning this month.