thanksdoc
San Antonio, United States
Today, after asking my psychiatrist about natural alternatives to medication for my depression, she replied, "Why not Zoidberg?" FML
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_tequierodianna 14
Why not?
rg350dx 29
Did she then proceed to walk sideways out of the room wailing WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP?
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_tequierodianna 14
Why not?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
This comment was bad, and you should feel bad.
_tequierodianna 14
Not going to feel bad over what a stranger on the internet feels lol
SqueakyChipmunk 22
'twas a joke, my dear Watson.
itsmichellebitch 16
because... NO *grumpy cat meme flashes*
cathyfang1533 12
Your joke was bad, you should feel bad.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Okay.jpg Wait, why did it flash? Are you trying to send me a subliminal message!?
itsmichellebitch 16
Chipmunk.. You have to say no to everything *snaps fingers*
teddy4nyy 13
I think we all just need to calm down, take a breather, and relax.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Oh no you didn't. Amidoingthisright?
itsmichellebitch 16
NO. #28
itsmichellebitch 16
NO. #30
tygerarmy 35
Why not? Because Dr. Zoidberg and Futurama are in their last season, and this knowledge may further the OP's depression.
HKCgrimmjow 15
:( great, gotta break out the antidepressants again
TheWolfOfSky 6
somehow #31 is ******* around again....
PulseShock 9
Well atleast she's got a unique sense of humor! Though the joke was in bad taste, sorry OP she should be more sensitive and professional. FYL.
friedpwnadge 25
Her intentions are good and she should feel good!
SamanthaNGoree 10
Why not exercise... Or sex! I don't think I've ever been in a bad mood after either.
Mech1989 13
I mostly agree with you... sex makes me happy, exercising makes me happy that I'm getting stronger but not me able to lift my arms makes me not so happy. lol
feelingold 18
Readers: after reading about how #40 gets laid and works out, go ahead and check out his profile. (or should I call you "mc awesome"?)
Catkam623 27
Awesome mc awesome*
countryrose92 23
He is "da man" all though what Spocks quote has to do with becoming batman I am not sure, but its from Spock so I shall accept it awesome mc Awesome.
EtherealNight85 9
Exercise, sex and sunshine all help in my opinion. It might help to organize your life and start working towards a goal, however small. Shave your legs, even... What? It helps.
_TigerParadise_ 1
When someone is diagnosed with depression, it isn't the same as "sadness" those things probably wouldn't work. As someone who also suffers from it, on some cases, it's actually made things worse, I'm not saying for everyone, however, it is possible, if anything, they should go for a walk, or try a relaxing activity,
JimSweatshirt 6
I'd usually google Zoidberg... By why not wait til some generous commenter lets me know what it is?...
JimSweatshirt 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
...not a fan of Futurama... South Park is way better
rg350dx 29
Stop talking to yourself. You weirdo.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Why say that when you already know where it's from?
rg350dx 29
Seriously, 11. This guy needs to tone down the crazy.
RpiesSPIES 27
If your profile speaks the truth about you, I can honestly say I'm not surprised of your opinion.
Pwn17 25
So I guess he's DRUNKKKK right now, according to his profile.
Mech1989 13
#11, right?! What person in their right mind talks to themselves on the internet! *CREEPY*
shesaywha 19
southpark is terrible.
rg350dx 29
Did she then proceed to walk sideways out of the room wailing WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP?
Supergirl1988 16
That would cure me if i had depression!
CTMPandemonium 16
Agreed 34
cuppycakeslove 20
Atleast she's funny! Hopefully after her joke she gave you the response you needed :)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I don't see the FML in this. I wish my psychiatrist was this good natured. Her idea of a joke was telling me she mixed up my medication with a patient of hers who happens to hear voices.
olpally 33
Yeah... Give me a real answer doc. Ya dick.
Ishq786 12
If that happens often, then change your psychiatrist?
RpiesSPIES 27
Why? If you were depressed, would you rather laugh naturally or be doped up on meds?
Ameel_fml 19
#23 Being depressed doesn't mean you have an inability to laugh or find jokes funny. And just because someone chooses medication to help their mental illness, that doesn't mean they're "doped up on meds".
Catkam623 27
Actually, one of the key signs of depression is an inability to feel emotion, generalized as not caring.
imaxmain 24
she could of just been saying to watch futurama