Today, I didn't make dinner fast enough so somebody had a yelling and screaming temper tantrum. It would be understandable if the person who threw the tantrum was a child, and not my 57-year-old father. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my toddler threw a screaming, rampaging fit, because I ate the last chocolate mousse from the fridge. Did I forget to mention said toddler is actually my 52 year old dad? FML
Today, my husband once again thought it would be funny to rage-bait our child during dinner. There was screaming, food being thrown around, and a whole lot of running around instead of eating. I already had a headache and was already overstimulated, so I had to fend off a meltdown. All this over chicken burgers. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, my son threw a temper tantrum and told me I “should have aborted him” and threatened to run away from home. Why? Because I nicely asked him to share his french fries with his sister. My son is 17. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML
Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML
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Top comments
expertsmilee 26
Hunger get what hunger want!
zaynakins 12
As my father used to say, some people never grow up.
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Comments (50)
expertsmilee 26
Hunger get what hunger want!
sayyestothedress 24
You're not you when you're hungry! *hands a snickers bar*
BigLatchZatch 14
Hangry want his damn dinner!
brivielle 15
A man's gotta eat OP.
zaynakins 12
As my father used to say, some people never grow up.
corleon198425 22
Wow tell you're dad he needs to get his head out of his fourth point of contact and help you. unless he's handicapped which is a different story
sdlr32787 18
your*
jake238 9
He is handicapped
Khaleesi_26 30
Demanding much?
Just_A_Tree 20
OP must be an amazing cook! Or their dad has less patience than dogs around bacon...
Shanaya22 3
My father is the same :/
ZoroMiHawk 25
he's a demanding poochie
Enslaved 38
At age 57 he's probably set in his ways. My dad's the same way, that's why I always have a fruit and cheese platter ready to tie him over.
devildog562 33
"Damnit woman!You forgot the scotch and my cigar!"
Enslaved 38
Calm down, devildog! Here's a Snickers!
devildog562 33
I get hangry with out my snickers and cigar. Thank you .
Just_A_Tree 20
"It better be bacon flavored!"- something Ron Swanson would say.
supertacowaffle 41
Some people :')
TheSovietOnion 21
Yes, because the same or similar thing can't happen to more than one person.
little_aliceee 17
According to a lot of FML stories, as people get older, bunch of them grow younger mentally... This seems to fit right in.
Lct1196 31
"I WANT MY FOOD AND I WANT IT NOW!" *bawls uncontrollably*
katejanek 16
gotta love parents!