Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
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Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML
Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Save the Earth.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Something is wrong with the OP's eyes :)
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Comments (124)
pfx2_fml 15
You prob needed to go for a run anyway.
pfx2_fml 15
You prob needed to go for a run anyway.
kenziekatt125 8
Well atleast you tried to save his hat?
Neonnight 0
At least you tried
Zillie 4
Seriously, it was sweet of you to try...even if it did turn out to be just a trash bag!
zombiekitten87 12
That was nice of you, but if it had been a hat, it's just a freaking hat... Let it go... Also, what the hell kind of wind would blow a hat for a mile? I also have to wonder if you left your brother, who for some reason is either too young or disabled in some way to chase his own damn hat if it had been a hat in the first place, alone on the beach while you chased a trash bag?
Lenho 26
At least you know you can run a mile. You're in shape.
sk1ml1fe 0
Lmao
percyh 0
Classic! Sounds like my FML. LOL.
dennyz 0
You're retarded