billjoebob424
Canada
Freudian
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gale
Flagstaff, United States
Keep your distance
Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML
Anonymous
Cheyenne, United States
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Kid Lacef
Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML
weirdesout
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
anonymous dude
Australia
Social cues
Today, I was saying goodbye to a friend after a long day out. I went for a hug, and as I pulled away, I kissed her on the cheek for some reason. Realising it was an awkward mistake, I pulled back even more and said, "Sorry, I thought you were my mum." She looked at me confused, and we both stood there in complete silence for what felt like hours. FML
itrustedsnapeallalong
United States
Today, for the first time, I hugged the man I have been in love with for four years. It was a congratulatory hug at his wedding to my best friend. FML
Sara1990
Australia
Double standard
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
gabxoxo03
United States
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
anonamous
United States
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
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jansdrs 19
Ahh bromance
epicx22 22
I mean, it's not that you were serious. And for #2 who said it's creepy, it's honestly not, just a mistake. I usually reply with "hey love" when a female friend say hi to me, and when a male friend did, I slipped up & said the same thing. Sometimes your mind is just not in the right place/ you're not conscious of your reaction.
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Comments (71)
Noblemother1969 7
nothing like Sharing the love. ;-)
RememberSchlitz 9
Complacency has been your downfall. Now your buddy thinks you're into him and your gf knows you just do it out of habit.
S_Gnu 17
I mean, better your friend than your mom.
Jayroc 18
Mmmmmm gayyyyyy!
Lunchy306 8
you definitely need to spend more time with your mates mate
guttedbrit 26
That's kinda sweet. I say 'I love you' on the phone to people who aren't my boyfriend sometimes. Just instinct!
animeislife 11
I hope as in best bud you mean your dog
MarkGaus 12
Did you say no ****
sophzxc 15
I get that feeling. I'm so accustomed to looking down at my cat and meowing at him that I end up doing that whenever a child below my knee comes up to me. It's funny though :)
vikky538 29
Say no **** after that...