billjoebob424
Canada
Freudian
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gale
Flagstaff, United States
Keep your distance
Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML
Anonymous
Cheyenne, United States
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Kid Lacef
Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML
weirdesout
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
anonymous dude
Australia
Social cues
Today, I was saying goodbye to a friend after a long day out. I went for a hug, and as I pulled away, I kissed her on the cheek for some reason. Realising it was an awkward mistake, I pulled back even more and said, "Sorry, I thought you were my mum." She looked at me confused, and we both stood there in complete silence for what felt like hours. FML
itrustedsnapeallalong
United States
Today, for the first time, I hugged the man I have been in love with for four years. It was a congratulatory hug at his wedding to my best friend. FML
Sara1990
Australia
Double standard
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
gabxoxo03
United States
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
anonamous
United States
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
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jansdrs 19
Ahh bromance
epicx22 22
I mean, it's not that you were serious. And for #2 who said it's creepy, it's honestly not, just a mistake. I usually reply with "hey love" when a female friend say hi to me, and when a male friend did, I slipped up & said the same thing. Sometimes your mind is just not in the right place/ you're not conscious of your reaction.
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lolen29 2
don't worry, it happens to the best of us. when i end a call with a client i have to consciously make sure i dont end it with "i love you" as i have so often been close to doing
jlang917 14
Did anyone notice the two "my"s?
pixierara 28
I just hope there weren't a lot of people around to witness it for you. If he's your friend he shouldn't tell anyone honestly.
ragnarok1540 39
You should have kissed him on the other side of his neck and pretended that it is a European custom ...
kyu_Q 19
nothing is wrong with a little brotherly love.
brick0 11
Thats your own fault
JoyridePencil 8
I know the feeling bro ??
hershelLayton 13
He probably enjoys that kinky stuff :3
Tripartita 45
Kinky… homosexuality? That seems pretty vanilla, actually.
Sathane 21
Did he like it?
mswim 27
I did this to my friend once. He had pulled me onto his lap and I quickly gave him a hug then kissed him on the neck. Was pretty embarrassing for both of us actually haha but now it's like whatever. I'm sure it's something you guys will laugh about later down the road.