billjoebob424
Canada
Freudian
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gale
Flagstaff, United States
Keep your distance
Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML
Anonymous
Cheyenne, United States
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Kid Lacef
Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML
weirdesout
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
anonymous dude
Australia
Social cues
Today, I was saying goodbye to a friend after a long day out. I went for a hug, and as I pulled away, I kissed her on the cheek for some reason. Realising it was an awkward mistake, I pulled back even more and said, "Sorry, I thought you were my mum." She looked at me confused, and we both stood there in complete silence for what felt like hours. FML
itrustedsnapeallalong
United States
Today, for the first time, I hugged the man I have been in love with for four years. It was a congratulatory hug at his wedding to my best friend. FML
Sara1990
Australia
Double standard
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
gabxoxo03
United States
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
anonamous
United States
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
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jansdrs 19
Ahh bromance
epicx22 22
I mean, it's not that you were serious. And for #2 who said it's creepy, it's honestly not, just a mistake. I usually reply with "hey love" when a female friend say hi to me, and when a male friend did, I slipped up & said the same thing. Sometimes your mind is just not in the right place/ you're not conscious of your reaction.
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captainsmegma 12
Next time throw in a little pinch to his bottom.
Ultimate_Batman 28
Well you are from Canada.
kasey_belleman 5
Best friend did this to me once?
PhoenixChick 26
Hehe, give it some time and it will become a little joke between you two about your bromance
kttnfsh 11
I told one of my friends that I loved her for the same reason. She got really weirded out about it at the time, but 13 years later and we're still best friends. I think it'll blow over, try to make a joke out of it. ?
Skycop_S 23
At least it wasn't on the lips.
cccxc 1
I do shit like this all the time. This should just reinforce how important your girlfriend is to you and how close you are with your friend. It's hard not to roll-over the habits we create with people we are comfortable with.
Tatush_ 13
I'm still laughing !!
vonvaski 18
ripé
lyn87 7
Lmfao that is awkwardly hilarious.