Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Today, while singing "Happy Birthday", my boyfriend's mom said his ex's name instead of mine. Almost everyone at the party got it on video. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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Top comments
littlemissFYL 5
need a moment? grab a Twix.
BaconDave 12
**** did I say live? *Awaits thumbs downs* *Cries in corner*
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Comments (147)
BaconDave 12
You must really live him!
littlemissFYL 5
need a moment? grab a Twix.
daisyloo 7
Ooooh, I hope your hubby understands and good luck with the rest of your marriage!:)
steveakafranxy 7
#9 lol @ "the rest of your marriage"
BaconDave 12
**** did I say live? *Awaits thumbs downs* *Cries in corner*
lbumbblebee 5
haha yes you did
RockRoll 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
*love
Randuhh_17 4
if you would say names in a demonic voice...you'd remember.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
1- I thought you were trying to be funny saying live instead of love like OP said (insert ex's name) instead of (insert fiancé's name).
xoxilovesoccerxo 0
lol
iEatGuppies 0
better there than when you say your vows at your wedding.
je_suis_fml 11
better there than in the bed...
JohnBoyFsYL 10
1. iPhone autocorrect fail.
Sebastian_NG 17
Why do many of the fmls lately remind me of Friends??
BaconDave 12
44- Yeah good idea. Let's go with both.
CaliGali 9
hah good one
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
It's live, not love. What the hell are you talking about? /troll
bfflrhea 0
#4 lmfao
Garyy_fml 11
Run like hell
USMC_sniper 0
You know hell's not very fast, right?
CryMoreFMLs 15
The fire in it burns you pretty quickly though.
DeepDownThere 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You do know hell is a fictitious place right?
grapisy 8
Reminds me of the jumping higher than a mountain joke... mountains can't jump
Garyy_fml 11
You all have to see he'll to believe it. It's very fast.
Garyy_fml 11
Ah poodles damn auto correct. It comes up at the worst times. I mean HELL!
a_nutritionist 10
@54 how do you know mountains cant jump? maybe they just dont want to.
FYLorYDIohno 12
Your main pic looks like you're running from hell
Yodaevil 4
OP is already in hell, er Russia.... calling him by an ex's name will get uncle Vladimir's attention with his draginov.
jellitonoctopus 19
I'm sure your husband to be would understand it was an honest mistake.
alphabetsoup96 0
it was an honest mistake but if I were the husband-to-be I would be pissed and suspect something, wouldn't u?
a_nutritionist 10
would your suspicion be about your own gender identity? no, i wouldnt be suspicious, i would be cautious and observant. theres a difference.
alphabetsoup96 0
84- no I'd suspect something is going on with the ex and op duh
a_nutritionist 10
...please tell me you didnt think i was serious...
Kickass89 0
i hope he leaves you... haha no jk or am i? bum bum bummm
beantownrican 0
lmao
a_nutritionist 10
well we are all just dying to know, oh please tell us...
lilly25001 7
That was rude
sufikoraine 0
you are an idiot. :D
staind42 0
I hope so to...
RabidBunny 10
That's not a good sign...
Acaprice14 9
your ex must've been hitting it hard, you still saying his name aloud.
johnnie254 7
lol win!!
superfly09 3
haha
woahwoahwow 9
Be understanding when he says the wrong name on your wedding night.
darkmis1 18
You're gonna have a hard time proving you're not cheating lolz.
howslife123 0
lolz? no. LAWLS? mebbe.
UsernameIsUsed 9
mebbe? no. MEBE? maybe...
TheRealHouse 7
Word
Chickenfoot117 6
Maybe she really dies him....
gertyygirly 4
WTF? I hope she doesn't die him. That sounds really painful....
green_eggs_and_h 0
Why would she dye him a different Color?
pwincessa23 1
I think this comment was meant as a reply to the first one.
littlemissFYL 5
*I think she maybe really does love him @#1
jellitonoctopus 19
I see what you did there ;)
leander63 0
wow...