Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Today, while singing "Happy Birthday", my boyfriend's mom said his ex's name instead of mine. Almost everyone at the party got it on video. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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littlemissFYL 5
need a moment? grab a Twix.
BaconDave 12
**** did I say live? *Awaits thumbs downs* *Cries in corner*
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Comments (147)
pieintheface 0
at least it wasn't in front of his family
BIEBERSLAYER 10
that's got to be the second worst place ever to do that.
howslife123 0
that's clever !
Crncj 0
the first worst place would be..? wait, in bed during sex
BIEBERSLAYER 10
66 you are correct obviously most people didnt get that one
WCARlover 35
awkward....
Chickenfoot117 6
Wait. At your anniversary party with your husband-to-be?
stacianichole 2
yeah, cause everyone cares about someone's five years of dating anniversary...
quesoboy88 0
it is an honest mistake, but if I were you're husband-to-be I would not take it kindly at all. I'd be pissed.
howslife123 0
well .. I'm sure you just had a habit from screaming your exs name all the time.. if you know what I mean
TheRealHouse 7
Cuz he got lost in crowds alot?
anothersuicide 0
what DO you mean..?o.O
SmittyJA24 26
What ******* kind of "anniversary" party was this?? ... you're not even married to him yet!!
je_suis_fml 11
an anniversary of dating... yea, you know? or maybe not...
ChelseaRaeS 7
how could you already have an anniversary??
mycookiezz 0
That's when I would have called you my current gf's name! (joking people, cheating is wrong) lol
Glitterhinoceros 14
People have anniversary parties for dating relationships too, not just wedding anniversaries. OP also could have been engaged for a few years.
stacianichole 2
those people are ridiculous..the dating party ones...