Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Today, while singing "Happy Birthday", my boyfriend's mom said his ex's name instead of mine. Almost everyone at the party got it on video. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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littlemissFYL 5
need a moment? grab a Twix.
BaconDave 12
**** did I say live? *Awaits thumbs downs* *Cries in corner*
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Comments (147)
perdix 31
How do you have an anniversary if you are not married yet? Perhaps you are using negative numbers? If you are planning your wedding for two years from today, do you celebrate your -2nd anniversary today? And, at these events, do you have to give all of the guests a gift?
vi3tno_romeo 5
errr...u do know that the moment is going to be passed down to atleast 2 generations right.....
jakejordan 0
how do you have an anniversary party if it is your husband-to-be?
xBabyBoo_fml 3
woooow nd what did your husband do? or say?
perdix 31
Unless it was with you and she hyphenated -- then she'd be Daria Weiner-Boners. That would be worse.
twin31 2
that is messed up
Ynunez 3
sometimes people mix up names by accident >.< just hope he understand that
Madiluvsyuh98 2
...unicorns r horny...
UsernameIsUsed 9
YDI because people who celebrate an "anniversary" before actually getting married are idiots
ArentICute 0
Maybe it's like a practice anniversary or something.
crowdawg 0
Hahahahahahaha that made my week!!!!!