Awkward, My ex and Love: Freudian slip

Freudian slip

By Daria_Weiner - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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Comments

jdunny7 0

Friday 6 January 2012 19:06

I hope for his sake your threw you to the curb

SilverDazzle 5

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:23

wow

holholmikan 11

Sunday 4 March 2012 0:11

i worry often about doing that kind of thing :I

just_dandy20 2

Saturday 4 August 2012 23:03

So most anniversary parties are 5yrs and 10yrs later. How much later was yours in order to call your husband an ex's name? Hmm dumb lady! YDI

mojo5678 5

Saturday 17 November 2012 22:00

Ahh it happens to the best of us. My dad did that and they've been married for 30 years

anon385 23

Friday 8 January 2016 22:24

If you still use his name and your engaged.. You havent moved on

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