Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Today, while singing "Happy Birthday", my boyfriend's mom said his ex's name instead of mine. Almost everyone at the party got it on video. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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littlemissFYL 5
need a moment? grab a Twix.
BaconDave 12
**** did I say live? *Awaits thumbs downs* *Cries in corner*
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Comments (147)
kappacka 0
Ah, the dreaded Freudian slip... Now everyone knows who you've really been thinking of this whole time
guitargoddess89 3
lol! dang I was gonna say something like that. just wanted a chance to use my college education and not let my psychology classes go to waste. but I agree with you :)
famesetmatch1234 0
yikes... not good
My_Nightmare 19
How was it your anniversary party if he's only your husband-to-be? That makes absolutely no sense. YDI
salyssac 3
that my dear is what we call a Freudian slip!
My_Nightmare 19
Zing about the Daria weiners-boners ^_^
OriginalPooh01 0
Aww shit that's terrible. YDI for having your ex-boyfriend on your mind during your anniversary! XD
thinkucandance 0
Maybe she meant to put engagement party? But that would be pretty sad if she didn't know the kind of party it was on top of not knowing his name... LOL
bzett 0
slick..... Atleast you didn't put it on the cake!
hateevryone 15
shit happens
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Oh my this is not good. :S