Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
Today, we went to an amusement park, or tried to. My idiot husband stuck his hand under his shirt like a gun and demanded free passes and "all the cash" as a joke. He's banned for life, they escorted us off the premises, and my children are inconsolable. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
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Top comments
Kwejee 1
I don't blame them. Clowns are ******* scary.
ckr911 5
......I really hope you wore underwear. O.o
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Comments (96)
Quasar55_fml 18
Why are so many people afraid of clowns ? I think they're funny.
konot9 1
Because they are very stupid.
lilmisslovely13 15
yeah, i've never been afraid of clowns. i just think they're silly :)
tennischik211 11
Awkward turtle.
supimnyancat 9
I bet it was a good show for the clown.
bigbadtim 7
That's what happens when you clown around.
PHiLLUPPH0REVER 1
Win.
ifailplzinsultme 0
"And for my next trick, I shall make white stuff come out of this stick!"
konot9 1
You, sir, are and idiot.
ifailplzinsultme 0
I know I'm an idiot, it's part of my charm
Legolandlord 4
Old guy is a clown, not a magician
ifailplzinsultme 0
Well maybe he's a magic clown? Sorry I may have been high when I commented.
Jdeluxh 12
22- were you trying to be ironic by misspelling an?
KayleeFrye 39
Have a balloon. They all float. And when you're down here with me, YOU"LL FLOAT TOO! Thank you, Stephen King and Tim Curry, for making half the population scared of clowns. :)
numbers878 8
I always wondered, if that boy wanted the ballon how can it fit through the bars and such.
CarsAndMoney 5
So did the clown see what happened. Also hopefully I am not wrong but why were you standing? Don't you sit down in a circus (Unless you were at a circuis outdoors
Mithylove 13
It doesn't seem that bad. If the most embarrassing thing that your kids have done to you is pantsing you at a circus then feel very lucky.
sweetheartxoxo88 7
Why would you even go to the circus? It's dirty and it helps support the abusive treatment most circus animals are put through.
BeatlesObsessed 12
Amen.
Natty7 0
27, you're so true. circuses are cruel.
phatdaddy62 23
Blah blah blah
theungvar 0
oh my god get over ur tree hugging selves
madskittlesftw 5
... wut?