Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, and she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML
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Top comments
MissCloudy249 14
You must have a killer smile, OP!
ww431 15
Sucks! Don't take it personally though, plenty more girls around! :)
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Comments (74)
Rhewn 17
I feel you, I can't smile for shit
slackerjoe 22
the lights are low in the club for a reason. we used to call the lights that came on when said club was shutting down, the ''ugly lights'' because you could actually see what the person you've been attracted to all night actually looks like. fyl guy.
vikky538 29
Now you know what turns other people off...
iwadasn 33
If your smile makes people fear for their safety, you need to rethink some things.
gearhead369 20
I'm thinking maybe your teeth are nasty?? That would totally explain it.
pitboy101 11
Ah , I have a killer smile too , that really sucks , I unnderstand .
JTB_Spartan 6
I think you need to work on your smile, dude.
gilligan_isle 6
Look for a chick that's really into horror movies, she'll probably just do it back. Or next time that happens try quoting or spoofing a few movie lines. My go to would probably be a spoof on Heath Ledgers The Joker and his scars, 'do you wanna know how I got this smile...?' Sense of humor works everytime if she's worth it
IWishIWasObama 12
No, she left you because she put herself out there and gave you a large compliment and received nothing in return- compliment, drink, dance, etc. So she felt hung out to dry.
hotdude78 15
Well you might have a career in horror films then, think positive