Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, and she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML
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Top comments
MissCloudy249 14
You must have a killer smile, OP!
ww431 15
Sucks! Don't take it personally though, plenty more girls around! :)
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ww431 15
Sucks! Don't take it personally though, plenty more girls around! :)
Nessco 36
At least now you know why you haven't attracted any other girls so far. Time to work on that smile.
garrett_8614 14
I think this is one of those things that should be taken personally.
MissCloudy249 14
You must have a killer smile, OP!
petethelovehorn 19
If looks could kill...
FitFriday 32
Says the girl with the Cheshire cat, as her profile picture, lol
beeferjay 34
burn ^^^
I_Like_Dogs 28
I imagine something like #2's profile pic.
Xion0014 20
Like your profile picture!
JayFuckingHell 18
Don't worry mate. Someday you'll find the girl who will absolutely love your psychopathic grin!
nonsensical 26
I get the feeling it wasnt the grin but perhaps he had something purely disgusting stuck between his teeth?
gamerdude99 9
This reminds me of that scene in "Terminator 2: Judgment Day," when the T-101 (Schwarzenegger) attempted to smile.
THEDUDE1553566 24
Keep your chin up, there is a right person for everybody, you just probably haven't met her yet!
mumblemore 10
Honestly I know a couple of people who are into that kind of thing, keep looking OP, she's out there!
lunaangel 14
we are seriously strange creatures
kangasfwa 20
Maybe you should have made a poker face and not a Joker face.
tabbycat2007 22
Why so serious?
chaseafterwind82 29
Hey, she WAS into you at first, that's encouraging! Just tone down the smile a bit next time and you're in!
sneakattacked 21
You just can't smile and all of the girls will show interest in you
scyth3s 13
Do what I do: 1) Complain about life 2) Moan and grown about childhood 3) ??? 4) Live a lonely, single life where women avoid you everywhere you go 5) PROFIT!!!