Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, and she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML
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Top comments
MissCloudy249 14
You must have a killer smile, OP!
ww431 15
Sucks! Don't take it personally though, plenty more girls around! :)
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watermelon_bae 15
You'll find the right girl one of these days! Don't worry! There are plenty more around! Remember there are almost 7 billion people on the earth and roughly half of them are women. You'll find your girl!
sarcasticjane 27
You are assuming the worst to say you have a psychopathic smile. It's quite possible that she became sick (possible drinking too much if this was an over 21 club or even from the poor air circulations clubs have) or perhaps your smile reminded her of an ex that she was not quite over yet.
interesting33 37
Maybe she saw an ex behind you or something. She was likely drunk OP - you don't know why she reacted like that, I'm sure it wasn't your smile. I am sure you are amazing and will find someone :)
iadtgrad07 6
Maybe you had something in your teeth. Better yet, maybe your teeth are jacked.
Definefailure 4
been to the dentist recently?
Ninjerman 7
Next time, act shy and look down and away. Girls love it.
jettheawesome 7
We've all been there.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe a little practice wouldn't be a bad idea...
C001Gir1 17
Wednesday, is that you? Sorry op, but are you sure you didn't have something between your teeth?
ThatOneAstro 15
>:> is how i imagine the smile