Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a three-time forwarded message, which I thought would turn out to be a random chain message. Turns out my boyfriend didn't want to send me the "break-up text" himself and figured it would get to me eventually after sending it to all my best friends. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, I heard from multiple people that my girlfriend called me a dumbass because I apparently sent her "Good Morning" twice. We aren't even three full days into the relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my fiancé emailed me some steamy pics. Too bad he forgot to erase "FWD:" from the subject line. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Which is worse here, that OP's boyfriend is an imbecile, or that all his coworkers know that she likes dressing up as a fish while her boyfriend slathers her with Vaseline and calls her "Larry?"
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
It would seem as if you already knew you were dating a dumbass beforehand. This is to be expected; suck it up.
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Comments (80)
colombiancartel 0
sharing isnt so bad.
bpell 0
he was only sharing. and sharing is caring.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Caring is Creepy.
bandgeek1575 5
me too. he tells one person about how he fingered me and now EVERYONE knows.
ownitx3 0
your glad he did, admit it.
Zombie65 0
you can't fix stupid but you can dump him
EvilDave 13
You deserve it, you said so yourself. You are knowingly dating a dumbass.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Who's a bigger dumb ass? The dumb ass himself or the dumb ass dating the dumb ass? YDI OP. No one to blame but yourself.
MustangGirL 0
He's YOUR dumbass
gunman15 4
his not a dumass he probley not good with technology
Dragons_corner 6
how long have you been dating him? I'm Shure there was earlier signs that he's a dumbass if you have been dating longer then a month.