Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a three-time forwarded message, which I thought would turn out to be a random chain message. Turns out my boyfriend didn't want to send me the "break-up text" himself and figured it would get to me eventually after sending it to all my best friends. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, I heard from multiple people that my girlfriend called me a dumbass because I apparently sent her "Good Morning" twice. We aren't even three full days into the relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my fiancé emailed me some steamy pics. Too bad he forgot to erase "FWD:" from the subject line. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Which is worse here, that OP's boyfriend is an imbecile, or that all his coworkers know that she likes dressing up as a fish while her boyfriend slathers her with Vaseline and calls her "Larry?"
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
It would seem as if you already knew you were dating a dumbass beforehand. This is to be expected; suck it up.
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Comments (80)
habeeboburky94 0
ANYONE could've made that mistake. I really don't think you should be calling your own boyfriend a dumbass. Besides, he could've been absent-minded when he forwarded the message, happens to the best of us.
tencentsakiss 19
Someone is acting awfully defensive. You're the OP's boyfriend, aren't you?
habeeboburky94 0
hahaha # 41 yes I am. haha you're comment made me laugh :P Sorry if I came out a bit too defensive, it's just that I think everyone makes stupid mistakes like that haha
gigilvrs6 0
Yes you are.
GhostChemist 0
You sent your intimate details in an email, and your intimate details are a joke. Well done OP, well done, 0 points.
annabethjackson 0
You guys are all stupid.I am pretty sure something related to this has happened so you can go screw yourself
ImaginaryFoe 1
I have no idea what you are trying to say but I'm amused by your fervor.
DaemonSadi 0
did it occur to you it may have been an honest mistake. he may be a dumbass but you are rude.
revitbaby 0
your boyfriends not a dumbass your just a bitch
czarbennus2 0
lols he should take phone lessons!!
WTFuckMiranda 0
I love how wonderful everyone treats each other. It's the damn internet and people are putting their lives here. Each have some respect and don't be a bitch or an asshole or leave. That's all I have to say.
underpaid011 0
and this is a shock to you?
pwnedl0l 5
that's what you get for sending intimate emails.. god, get a room.