Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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firebird94 0
why the hell would you do that? its like if you're on line at 7-11 and another person asks you if they sell pepsi and you lecture them on how much you love pepsi because it tastes good.
veganphotog 0
Gushing message?
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veganphotog 0
Gushing message?
Starayo 1
Yeah, sounds messy doesn't it. :
The_Pleb 0
Pics or it didnt happen
Reyo 2
The FML isn't that her boyfriend was leading a double life, it's that she writes gushing messages about loved ones to complete strangers when all she had to say was "yes". XD
LinkinParkPlaya 0
Damn, I saw it comming..
GR3453m0nk3y 4
wow what a douche thats what you get for owning a cheese grader
jchansfan 0
As someone who makes a lot of bad jokes on this site, I want you to know that that joke was just simply horrible. Guess you didn't pass "Grade Cheese". Okay now I'm not sure who's joke is worse. :/
ILIEKGIRLS 5
oh lawd.. my turn: What's green and smells like paint? green paint :/
raumasy 0
I blame you for this ILIEKGIRLS: What's brown and sticky? shit. duh.
firebird94 0
why the hell would you do that? its like if you're on line at 7-11 and another person asks you if they sell pepsi and you lecture them on how much you love pepsi because it tastes good.
giganticbrain 0
That's what you get for acting like an idiot and bragging about somebody who you'll probably hate within the next year.
Harpy20 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You're such an idiot. When people date they don't usually plan on hating each other, at all. If you do, you have issues, and no hopes of ever having a fulfilling relationship.
Charlina 0
ouch!
Savvysass 0
I thought he was my boyfriend!!
QuentinM95 0
How about you all move to Utah?
Pevira 15
More like Texas...
girlygirl666 0
It never occured to you that it was strange for some random girl to be asking you that?
nabzilla 0
i agree. but wow i feel bad for you. but what if its a joke? oO i mean you dont even know the girl.
jchansfan 0
The way you said it, it kinda sounds like you overdid it as if to drive her away from him or to show off. If that's the case, then it is kinda poetic justice... But if you were just like "Yeah, I love him sooo much! =)" then I'm sorry that happened to you... and her. =(
offspringfan122 0
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