Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I helped my best friend step out of the friendzone. As a result, I don't have a boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, in the spirit of being helpful, I accidentally convinced the girl I'm secretly in love with to stay with her boyfriend. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
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Top comments
ape1321 3
You don't need either of them anyways!
ohmandapants 17
So your friend is a bitch and you were dating an asshole? Karma will get them. Be glad you got him out of your life, you don't need someone like that. As for her, you don't need a friend like that either. She was your "best friend" and she went after your boyfriend? Unacceptable.
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Comments (189)
Deemee 3
Sucks for you now...but you are so much better off without either of them!
wironandine 8
Owned. Dumb broad
WCARlover 35
They both clearly are not worth your time! Sucks that's how you had to find out, though:/
gioo_fml 6
Burn her clothes!!!! I'm so sorry that happened what a stupid friend :( and bf you deserve better!!!!
ToOcOoLfOrU5 5
Wow that's messed up.
Werken247 14
With friends like that who need enemies?
stevenJB 25
Who needs enemies when we got friends like you.
oneontheway 0
That's awful!!! You are better than both of them!!!
CuddleMePanda 0
Hopes she likes sloppy seconds.
helper420 0
Are you really from England?
CuddleMePanda 0
Yes, what kind of question is that sit with raptor picture? lol
CuddleMePanda 0
Sir*
perdix 31
Sounds like a good opportunity for a ménage à trois.
ChaosAngel17 14
Oui! Cela sonne chaud.
artisticninja713 13
I love how this is a repeat of your previous comment. Seriously no sarcasm intended :Db
Cartera 10
"it's not gay when it's in a three-way"
perdix 31
#63. Merci, ChaosAngel ;) I thumbed up your comment! #69 (heh-heh, 69). Yeah, I know. I was testing my theory that ignorant prudes who don't like when I say it in English are too stupid to figure out the same thing in French. Look like I am right.
every1luvsboners 11
Obvious set-up. He was having sex with her the entire time y'all were together. All he really did was remove the weak link and make you think it's your fault. This guy is a genius.
fiz1kaL 6
Sad but probably the truth...