Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I helped my best friend step out of the friendzone. As a result, I don't have a boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, in the spirit of being helpful, I accidentally convinced the girl I'm secretly in love with to stay with her boyfriend. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
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Top comments
ape1321 3
You don't need either of them anyways!
ohmandapants 17
So your friend is a bitch and you were dating an asshole? Karma will get them. Be glad you got him out of your life, you don't need someone like that. As for her, you don't need a friend like that either. She was your "best friend" and she went after your boyfriend? Unacceptable.
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Comments (189)
darlamarie 0
Ummmm no comment...
Akharr01 5
YDI cause you didn't ask
simonsaysYDI 8
Honestly, I think you might deserve it OP. Depends on what you mean by encouraged her. Did she explain to you the guy she liked was in a relationship? If she did and you still told her to go for it, well, now you kinda know how those other girls would have felt.
bhatton14 0
Weak af
smexehXredhead0 0
*****..
hotpinkcarma 4
Whoa ouch. Sorry. At least now u know who ur friends are. And sounds like ur boyfriend and friend are perfect for each other. A bitch and a dick
kimono_fml 17
I'm so sorry OP, it's happened to me before :( it's painful, but since your ex-boyfriend is like that, he would've done it to you sooner or later
ITrustNoOne 3
My name says it all. Way to go for friendship.
mojjo21 4
Whata bitch
Rick812 0
1st ... Change friends ..2nd dont worry about it ,he must be such a douche ;-)