Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I helped my best friend step out of the friendzone. As a result, I don't have a boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, in the spirit of being helpful, I accidentally convinced the girl I'm secretly in love with to stay with her boyfriend. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
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Top comments
ape1321 3
You don't need either of them anyways!
ohmandapants 17
So your friend is a bitch and you were dating an asshole? Karma will get them. Be glad you got him out of your life, you don't need someone like that. As for her, you don't need a friend like that either. She was your "best friend" and she went after your boyfriend? Unacceptable.
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Comments (189)
maddienoelle 13
Some friend.
DocBastard 40
You should kill two birds with one stone. By "birds" I mean "backstabbing asshats" and by "stone" I mean "gun".
pitchblease 2
"your honor, I had a very good reason to kill these two people. An FML poster suggested it"
A100893 30
Very sound advice. Just cover your tracks really well. 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned' and all that jazz.
sheethapins 13
"The Doc told me it was a terminal situation, I simply agreed with the prognosis and executed the steps he prescribed me to take in order to remedy the situation."
xMexicanXJesusx 0
108- You're not Chuck Norris
xhalfblackmanx 0
That was a nice thing that u did but a shity thing that your friend did
shuttershades99 0
Atleast u gave her permission.
CadyAsInKatie 8
Wow. What a great friend. Bitch.
FIRESTARTER97 3
Stupid ass that's y u don't help ppl with there problems.
flockz 20
*Stupid ass,* *why* *you* *people* *their*
Unlucky_Gun 0
You don't need the incorrect spellings to prove #46 is the "stupid ass", just the comment alone tells us
hero93 6
Your best friend sounds like a real ****
ilikepanties 0
That is so shitty. I'm sorry. But just don't try to retaliate or anything. Karma will be an even bigger bitch to them than you will ever be. (:
ChaosAngel17 14
I can see you have planned out relationship of the future! Very sound advice.
alexup24 13
Your friend is a bitch