Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I helped my best friend step out of the friendzone. As a result, I don't have a boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, in the spirit of being helpful, I accidentally convinced the girl I'm secretly in love with to stay with her boyfriend. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
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ape1321 3
You don't need either of them anyways!
ohmandapants 17
So your friend is a bitch and you were dating an asshole? Karma will get them. Be glad you got him out of your life, you don't need someone like that. As for her, you don't need a friend like that either. She was your "best friend" and she went after your boyfriend? Unacceptable.
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Comments (189)
perdix 31
The moral of the story: If you find someone you love, lock them up in your basement and don't tell anyone about them. If they have contact with any other human being other than you, it can only be trouble. Love = safety.
UrAverageBrat 10
Bitch slap her ass!
Rainbow_dumpster 28
What a BITCH!!! >:( You deserve so much better, OP. She is not your friend at all. Friends don't steal each other's boyfriends. That was an idiotic move on her part and stealing your man was the last thing you'd expect. =( I am sooo sorry that it happened. I hope you cussed her conniving ass out. FYL. ;_;
lemonsquid 6
Your kinda dumb... But nice
e077 15
No that spot belongs to you.
BloodFaerie 21
It's a given that the friend is a piece of work bitch that deserves to be strung up... but obviously the guy wasn't all that either if he was so easily stolen away! Takes two to cheat! So apparently both are pieces of sh*t that deserve to rot in hell together...
ejjamael 5
****!
jenna_love91 5
Hahaha awkward.
insanelyXnikki 18
Well, just think of it this way... she got the shit end of the deal. She is a crappy person who now has a crappy boyfriend.
bellaj67 4
Ahahahah that's so true. After some time he'll realize what he's missing & by then you'll realize that your life is far better off without him... & her.
AugustBurnsToast 14
This fml makes her friend sound like a horrible person but honestly...there could've just been some chemistry between them. Not much you can do about it really. Go find yourself a better guy hun.
wetqueefa 5
I highly doubt she would ask you without giving you any clue that she was going to go after someone's boyfriend at the very least. If that's the case, then you totally deserve it...