Today, I got tired of my cat trying to open the bag that contains his food when he literally has food in his bowl, so I put the bag on a high shelf he can't reach. Since then, he's been giving me all sorts of dirty looks whenever we're in the same room, to try and make me feel bad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my 10 year-old in the closet, naked, on his hands and knees, eating cat food straight from the bag. He'd torn a hole in the side of the bag, cat food was everywhere. We have plenty of food in the house, but he wants to be a cat. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, and for the past few months, my cat has taken to yelling at me whenever I walk into the room he's in. I have no idea what he's so bent out of shape about, and I couldn't even make a reasonable guess as to why. FML
Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML
Today, my cat got his head stuck in the handle of a plastic bag while snooping. Unfortunately, it was the bag I use to put his turds in after scooping them from the litter tray. With the bag trapped around his neck, he got spooked, then ran around the house, spreading turds from the bag as he fled. FML
Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, I've realized that my cat doesn't give me the time of day, unless I'm trying to do something that's difficult with a cat present, or at the very least makes it impossible for me to give him attention. Then he's all over me. It's a vicious cycle, with no end in sight. FML
Today, as well as for the past week, my cat finds immeasurable joy in knocking eggs of the counter and staring at me as I clean the mess. FML
Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
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idragosani 17
In other words, he's being a cat
Bogrbon 27
My parents cat when I was a kid would always steal food from his plastic food bin, even with it in his dish. He liked the idea of thinking he was getting away with something. Since he always had unlimited access to dry food, it was never a big deal, just something to laugh at. They'd gotten the plastic bin after multiple bags getting torn open.
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Bogrbon 27
My parents cat when I was a kid would always steal food from his plastic food bin, even with it in his dish. He liked the idea of thinking he was getting away with something. Since he always had unlimited access to dry food, it was never a big deal, just something to laugh at. They'd gotten the plastic bin after multiple bags getting torn open.
Yudith 28
You're lucky he doesn't meow you to death instead and/or touch your leg with the occasional claw to remind you that "hey! you forgot to put the food down"!
idragosani 17
In other words, he's being a cat