Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML
Today, I was yet again chastised for using a wheelchair, since, "Obesity isn't a disability." I'm 46 with lipedema, and lost my ability to walk 13 years ago. FML
Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, my mom is mad at me because, at her insistence, I got a company to install a stairlift for her due to the pain in her legs, and after buying it and getting it installed, it turns out she’s too obese for it. It can carry me and Dad, but with her it just makes a grinding noise and refuses to move. FML
Today, at my wedding, my grandmother special requested a wheelchair, even though she doesn’t and never has needed any kind of assistance walking or standing at all. FML
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nix1993 41
For her birthday send her mens clothing, like socks, boxer shorts shirts etc. but take out the labels and make sure they wouldn't fit her husband.
vikky538 29
there's a reason people call mother-in-law a monster...
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Comments (121)
dragonvale19 12
Im gonna guess hes joking
weaslette_fml 7
didn't mean to down vote
msmedieval 11
What a bitch! It's not like you can control the wheelchair issue. Sorry OP :(
Sheepalicious 20
Send her anti aging cream.
berkeleyjake 13
send her the book, "how not to be an asshole" you can get it on Amazon. it might also be called "how not to be a dick" I can't remember which. might be both, in which case, get her both.
ally8 21
Should've gotten you an odometer to track your miles... No a pedometer!
kiddobee 4
Send her a glitter bomb. Nothing says **** you like a glitter bomb.
toowie_fml 20
Could you put it on your arm? It could be interesting to see how much you can get up to while working those muscles
albertozeta_fml 9
And what did your wife say?
dope_mcfly 24
You should mail her a ***** so she can go **** herself. What a wretched woman.