Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML
Today, I was yet again chastised for using a wheelchair, since, "Obesity isn't a disability." I'm 46 with lipedema, and lost my ability to walk 13 years ago. FML
Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, my mom is mad at me because, at her insistence, I got a company to install a stairlift for her due to the pain in her legs, and after buying it and getting it installed, it turns out she’s too obese for it. It can carry me and Dad, but with her it just makes a grinding noise and refuses to move. FML
Today, at my wedding, my grandmother special requested a wheelchair, even though she doesn’t and never has needed any kind of assistance walking or standing at all. FML
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nix1993 41
For her birthday send her mens clothing, like socks, boxer shorts shirts etc. but take out the labels and make sure they wouldn't fit her husband.
vikky538 29
there's a reason people call mother-in-law a monster...
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Comments (121)
HairIsEverything 15
I really hope you're joking and not that stupid..
Glasshoney 9
Biiiitch! Wow. Get her a mans shaving kit for her birthday.
bgon1350 4
play it off and tell her that you need an odometer instead.
jcshadow 16
Tell her thanks but you can't accept such a 'generous gift' when its obvious she needs it way more than you do
IWishIWasObama 12
I'm sorry but I laughed when I read this.
more4me 27
Why? That's not even remotely funny!
Hash13 13
It may not make sense but may be it's her way of saying No dream is impossible, no matter what the circumstances. Aim high. That sort of thing.
lilchica22001 22
For her birthday....send her a pair of pliers....so she can pull the dick out of her ass. What an insensitive bitch!
mosquito19 14
you should buy her some pregnancy tests for her birthday.
Lutero69 7
Thats savage
ooooohboy 15
I am so sorry :/ that's rude.