Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared that I passed out. I was only on the kiddie hill. FML
Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
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BlackCloudedSldr 5
Are you still pretty?
MelTheGreat 23
guess he swept you off your feet.
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BlackCloudedSldr 5
Are you still pretty?
indielove 13
Sounds like a story to tell your kids 10 years from now. ;)
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Her kids with the ski lift operator. We can start a show called "How I met your father"
Ghouly_fml 7
1- not anymore she's not Not anymore.....
BlackCloudedSldr 5
That's a damn shame. I guess we'll call the show... "how I never had kids"
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Maybe the fall caused her to smash her face in just the right way to give herself better bone structure?
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Haha that would be some painful cheap reconstructive surgery. "Where'd you get your face done?" OP hands the card to her friend *card reads "chair lift"* he's really good.
ICATiger 13
I feel pretty oh so pretty......
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
30 DAMN that reminded me of nicki minaj and the grammys, such a messed up concert that was...
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Only ugly people would thumb down this comment. Or you may be slighty incapable of being able to understand simple minded jokes. Idiocy is intolerable. I won't stand for this... I too will pile drive my face into a patch of snow.
Shafreeka 8
Sexy
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Me?... Why.... Yes I am! I AM sexy aren't I? Ha! Yes. *sigh*
yahoowizard 16
19 reminds me of the Spongebob episode
GoW_Chick 15
I think spongebob should face mr. clean magic eraser in a duel so he can finally be wiped clean away from existence.
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Agreed. That giddy laugh pisses me off.
gojira666 7
Hey blackcloud this isnt a ******* chatroom
Jonkbaby 23
someone talking smack about Spongebob. oh HELL NO
skyeyez9 25
So that's how OP got those lovely high cheek bones.
BlackCloudedSldr 5
65... You mad bro?
ImInYourFACEbook 8
Pretty hurt....or scared...which ever one you prefer.
micahsmommy 13
Even prettier - free nose job. :)
gman90210 18
No she not pretty just wanted someone to think she is. That why all the girls "creepy old man" they really want to have him but don't want anyone else to k ow
nahgemoohc 17
129- HUH?
dorworters 9
shes not used to compliments, i take it. so i would assume, no
Pwib 14
That's just cold.
fancyclown 9
I found it pretty hot. *Anti-joke chicken*
nahgemoohc 17
OP: If he went and helped you up, that would've been PRETTY awkward!
DrMime 10
Eh, frost bite got your tongue?
CheckItOutItsYou 7
No
ALpein 0
Swing and a miss.
MelTheGreat 23
guess he swept you off your feet.
stariee1997 16
She technically wasn't on her feet in the first place. So it's more like swept her off her ass.
philipino 24
Gee, I sure wish he would just come over and sweep me off my ass. It would be sooo romantic. *sigh*
DontClickOnMe 28
Well at least you got a compliment.
abbyhoneywaffles 11
Woah, learn to take a compliment !
cjcstuart 7
Your damn gorgeous. Take the compliment:)
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Calm your **** and deep throat a cactus #26....
GoW_Chick 15
She did take the compliment, crashing all the way to the ground. Sounds like one of those romantic comedies clutz moment too me.
BlackCloudedSldr 5
I will use this as a pick up line. GoW I will be your ski lift operator if you be my... Face plant girl? Haha *sigh*
CheckItOutItsYou 7
Forever alone
abbyhoneywaffles 11
Okay then. Learn to take a compliment without throwing yourself off a ski lift!
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Holy shit, how far did you fall exactly?
sean0120 3
That's what I wanna know o_O
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
That average hight of a ski lift is about 25 feet! She should have Broke something lol.
BlackCloudedSldr 5
This is most likely to take place at the bottom. She got distracted by him and probably sat on it wrong or it pushed her down. Would be funny to witness.
LookOnBrightSide 12
More like she fell off her feet. Still, how ever so romantic.
luvtheknot 6
Africa called, the millions of dying people said "That sucks".
blink182AAR 6
This^
DrMime 10
No, it bites. Frost bites!
alexup24 13
still a better love "moment" than twilight