Today, my mom is mad at me because, at her insistence, I got a company to install a stairlift for her due to the pain in her legs, and after buying it and getting it installed, it turns out she’s too obese for it. It can carry me and Dad, but with her it just makes a grinding noise and refuses to move. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML
Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, my already disabled mother is on the brink of becoming bedridden due to her weight. I flat out refused to buy fast food or unhealthy food to keep in the fridge. She started screaming through the wall that I was beating her, until the neighbors called the cops. Sadly, this isn’t the first time. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Today, I had trouble carrying a box upstairs because my arms were sore from working out. My mom asked me, "Why are you working out so much then?" I didn't have the heart to tell her it was because of her 100-pound weight gain and that I didn't want to end up looking like her. FML
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
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Thaylok 17
the seller and installer should have observed the need for a more powerful lift, or even k own to ask the weight range. negotiate the change within the warranty period
DLBL 23
Oh, man, no good deed goes unpunished. Standard chairlifts generally handle up to 300 pounds., and geriatric models 600 pounds. Maybe they can change out the motor, and if they knew the user was > 300 pounds, cut you a deal. But of course it's not that simple. Sorry this happened.
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DLBL 23
Oh, man, no good deed goes unpunished. Standard chairlifts generally handle up to 300 pounds., and geriatric models 600 pounds. Maybe they can change out the motor, and if they knew the user was > 300 pounds, cut you a deal. But of course it's not that simple. Sorry this happened.
Thaylok 17
the seller and installer should have observed the need for a more powerful lift, or even k own to ask the weight range. negotiate the change within the warranty period