Today, it’s my honeymoon. I waited patiently for a year and a half to have sex since I respected her “No sex before marriage” rule. However, my new wife has a new rule: “Sex is for procreation and I’m not ready to have children yet.” How much longer should I wait to make love to the one I love now? FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a year and a half of sticking to my new wife’s “no-sex-before marriage” rule while we dated, she brushed me off while I tried to consummate the marriage. Apparently, she’s not ready to have kids yet and “semen will get the sheets dirty.” Guess I’ll be jerking it on my honeymoon. FML
Today, I still haven’t consummated my marriage with my new wife. She said no sex before marriage and I obliged for 2 long years. During our honeymoon, she kept making up excuses. Now when I sit down and talk to her, she calls me a “horny pervert” and accuses me of “using her for sex” and stormed off. FML
Today, on our honeymoon, my wife still won't have sex with me. When I brought it up, she started crying and said she's still "not ready" for sex. We're both in our late twenties. When the fuck will she be ready? FML
Today, it’s been over 15 months since I’ve had sex with my fiancé. We’re getting married next month. Now I'm wondering if we’ll have sex at all on our honeymoon. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML
Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML
Today, it's been twelve years, seven months, and fifteen days since my wife has wanted sex. She was drunk. She no longer drinks. Guess my name is Job now and I have to be patient. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years said that he wants to marry and spend his life with me. But first he wants to go be wild and single for a few years before settling down. Not only does he not see a problem with this, he expects me to wait and be faithful to him while he “gets it out of his system”. FML
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
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Charlie Given 28
Hahaha you've been scammed run dude and run fast.
RichardPencil 32
And after you've had all the children she wants, it'll be no sex forever. If you like her company so much, divorce her and keep her as a roommate. Then, find women to have sex with.
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Comments (16)
drewbreezy 2
ask her what’s the worst to happen. you both have orgasms, have a deeper connection, and less stressed out. women need to not use sex as a weapon against their men who bust ass to pay bills and have such a high expectation of being a husband. bro I hope she is very special to you, when you married you should at least be getting 1 bj a day. you know what they say, 1 bj a day keeps the doctor away lol
joseph_rod_05 14
a lifetime, thanks to your naïveté
tomcook14 7
time for divorce lol it was never consummated anyways.
historygrad74 19
Run!!!!!
HouseOfM 8
How unless you just as religious did that seem like a good idea. There had to be Warning signs
toooldforthis 19
have you seen her naked? I have a few pounds I could afford to lose myself and I am very sensitive about it