Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML
Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML
Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML
Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML
Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML
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Top comments
thehoneybadger 10
That guy shouldn't be travelling... unless he's got a flight phobia, he sounds like he has a serious stomach bug.
smexehXredhead0 0
Nasty! Ask if you can move!!!
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Comments (80)
deefan101 11
tell a flight attendant. they can have him move or kicked off.
Jake951716 0
I feel sorry for the sick guy.
kaykay20 0
Next time you get a bad seat ask the stewardess or another passenger if you can switch seats.
22cute 17
the good news is- he won't have anything left to throw up by the time you've boarded.
irishbabex2 0
Dramamine works well for traveling
dbt88 15
Hope you weren't planning on sleeping at all during your flight...
Ray_of_midnight 23
Look at the bright side...he'll be starring on TFLN tomorrow due to his feats of drunkenness in the airport bar.
barlessprison 16
Way to butcher the English language.
Mauskau 36
maybe it's you.
pearliepoo 2
just saying.... they would probs have the person get off the plane...