Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML
Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML
Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML
Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML
Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML
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Top comments
thehoneybadger 10
That guy shouldn't be travelling... unless he's got a flight phobia, he sounds like he has a serious stomach bug.
smexehXredhead0 0
Nasty! Ask if you can move!!!
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Comments (80)
lmaoatall 6
you know what to tell security?!get his ass pulled out before the plane leaves.
Iwashere12345 0
let's hope that he stops before they run out of sick bags. and wouldn't it be bad even if you were past takeoff, OP?
Alysin 14
id be trying to get a new seat or something and get the hell away from him
spartan522114 0
Lucky for you, he'll soon run out of stomach contents and only dry heave. That shouldn't be too bad for you.
DarkHelmet 10
Yeeeeaaaahhhhhh that persons got something that is probably contagious. You cant get air sick while still on the ground and not moving. You might wanna move and get your hands on some antibiotics.
syt0703 0
lol lol that's gotta suxk
Austtinn 0
yeah maybe he should just stop and go back home. he'll be even worse on the plane haha
DaM_iM_sO_nY 2
be happy ur not next to me on your flight I have triplets imagine the pamper changes and the daddy screams ..... we fly ny to Germany all the time ppl hate us
lmaoatall 6
hey, weren't you on Scary Springer?
lmaoatall 6
hey, weren't you on Scary Springer?
freelove_fml 2
Can't wait till they pass a law to make everyone check their kids as luggage.
ella868 0
as long as you keep the kids busy, it will be fine. walk them up and down te ilses, get them colouring books, read a book to them. it will get better when they're older. of course. or you could severely dope them up with benadrill when they start to et cranky. it always works.
ZAE06 0
yeah
KLern 0
wow. I would have to get off that plane.
KLern 0
well you go out the door you came in through, entirely plausible since OP hadn't taken off yet.
boredmuppet85 3
hi, is the pic jus to grab attention
KLern 0
no, that's what I look like.