Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML
Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML
Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML
Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML
Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML
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Top comments
thehoneybadger 10
That guy shouldn't be travelling... unless he's got a flight phobia, he sounds like he has a serious stomach bug.
smexehXredhead0 0
Nasty! Ask if you can move!!!
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Comments (80)
textwork 4
tell him to go to the bathroom
brunetnamedblond 0
I'd kick his ass off the plane....(:
ladybug108 0
I've had to sit next to snoring people bit never a person whom throughs up:( fyl op
eminemchick 19
well if we're agreeing with 7 wash before use -_-
the__usual 0
The more they chuck now the less they will have for the plane trip!
perdix 31
Maybe if you showered, wiped and wore deodorant, people around you would not get sick from your stench.
nadhirah 4
he's probably really nervous and scared. or he's having a terrible stomach flu.
freelove_fml 2
Why bother? After 3 pukes, his mouth is as filthy as his ass.
IloveyouJon 11
That's gross D: how old was he?
J1hill33 12
hahahaha FYL