Mother in law Love First impressions

First impressions

Jes_jes18 - - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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bregaja - 25/02/2016 18:59 - United States - Brandon

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom for the very first time. After shaking my hand and looking me up and down, she loudly proclaimed, "She doesn't have the right hips to have kids." FML

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anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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TronCat8230 - 20/05/2017 12:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML

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Lasting first impression

Anonymous - 03/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. As I went to shake her dad’s hand, my nervous, sweaty palm slipped right off and I ended up tapping him on the wrist. He gave me the most judgmental look while I awkwardly apologized and wiped my hand on my pants. FML

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UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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daniel55 - 18/02/2013 00:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

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Seriously?

sadgirl - 24/08/2019 09:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family. The first thing my mom said to him was, “Oh, you can do so much better. Like a paint huffer or a crack whore.” She was serious, and my entire family nodded in agreement. FML

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Mother knows best

crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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CurtisWogan - 12/03/2014 22:23 - United States - Albany

Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter." I'm a guy. FML

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Stacy's Mom

Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out that one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

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Sekkaichi 12

Friday 3 May 2013 2:32

Were you wearing the anklet from Ghana?

MeowZebraMeow 7

Friday 3 May 2013 2:32

I suggest you marry into that family. Think of how amazing it will be at holidays. "I don't pass the potatoes to ******".

jackiemora 18

Friday 3 May 2013 4:42

Well it's either she is just rude or doesn't want to let her baby boy go.

neeni88 23

Friday 3 May 2013 17:01

Or rude because she doesn't want to let her baby boy go. Either way, completely unacceptable for her to treat OP like that!

MrSarcasmic 10

Friday 3 May 2013 4:46

it's usually the ****** who are so quick to point fingers

slacker_69 6

Friday 3 May 2013 5:01

wow she is so rude your think she would at least get to know you better before she judged. FYL OP

mockingjaygirl16 8

Friday 3 May 2013 5:04

I'm sorry, OP. There are really mean people in this world. Don't let it bring you down!

kianaaa32 17

Friday 3 May 2013 5:06

Well, maybe if you weren't such a *****...

ClairM 4

Friday 3 May 2013 5:26

Well...was you dressed like a *****?

asherm 15

Friday 3 May 2013 5:36

Wow, bitch!

Lunasis 14

Friday 3 May 2013 6:05

wow rude bitch 0.0

0neiros 14

Friday 3 May 2013 6:08

You should have looked at your Boyfriend and said "Wow, you were right about her, I thought you were exaggerating." then walked off leaving them to sort it out.