Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom for the very first time. After shaking my hand and looking me up and down, she loudly proclaimed, "She doesn't have the right hips to have kids." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. As I went to shake her dad’s hand, my nervous, sweaty palm slipped right off and I ended up tapping him on the wrist. He gave me the most judgmental look while I awkwardly apologized and wiped my hand on my pants. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family. The first thing my mom said to him was, “Oh, you can do so much better. Like a paint huffer or a crack whore.” She was serious, and my entire family nodded in agreement. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter." I'm a guy. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
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Sekkaichi 12
Were you wearing the anklet from Ghana?
MeowZebraMeow 7
I suggest you marry into that family. Think of how amazing it will be at holidays. "I don't pass the potatoes to ******".
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Comments (90)
jackiemora 18
Well it's either she is just rude or doesn't want to let her baby boy go.
neeni88 23
Or rude because she doesn't want to let her baby boy go. Either way, completely unacceptable for her to treat OP like that!
MrSarcasmic 10
it's usually the ****** who are so quick to point fingers
slacker_69 6
wow she is so rude your think she would at least get to know you better before she judged. FYL OP
mockingjaygirl16 8
I'm sorry, OP. There are really mean people in this world. Don't let it bring you down!
kianaaa32 17
Well, maybe if you weren't such a *****...
ClairM 4
Well...was you dressed like a *****?
asherm 15
Wow, bitch!
Lunasis 14
wow rude bitch 0.0
0neiros 14
You should have looked at your Boyfriend and said "Wow, you were right about her, I thought you were exaggerating." then walked off leaving them to sort it out.
zandalee 20
Good idea! Brilliant!
MidnaLink 35
"That's okay. I don't shake hands with judgemental bitches either."