Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter." I'm a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. As I went to shake her dad’s hand, my nervous, sweaty palm slipped right off and I ended up tapping him on the wrist. He gave me the most judgmental look while I awkwardly apologized and wiped my hand on my pants. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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metallica_wins 20
Giving some mixed messages as a first impression. Bold, indeed.
ThatsMyPie 20
To be trans- or not to be trans-, that is the question.
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Comments (63)
604 11
You deserved it.
metallica_wins 20
Giving some mixed messages as a first impression. Bold, indeed.
ber4fun13 10
I wish I could have seen the look on the guys face.
ber4fun13 10
I wish I could have seen the look on the guys face after hearing that introduction.
J3R3MYY 14
I think we heard you the first time, I don't know how you thought it would be better the second time around.
thefastnfuryass 14
OP just wanted to make them aware of their recent sex change.
B4rn3yST1NSON 15
oh wow, that's Ermm awkward...hope he took it as a joke! xS
ThatsMyPie 20
To be trans- or not to be trans-, that is the question.
m22100 14
Wow you're stupid
EpicSquishii 21
Wow you're needlessly bitchy.
PenguinBitch 44
Hey stupid, you forgot the period at the end of your sentence. Ohhhhhhhhhhh sheeeiiiitt
EpicSquishii 21
25- You forgot the period at the end of your statement :P An exclamation point would have worked too, haha.
expertsmilee 26
Is it just me, or does 5 look like a beaver?
urinal_shitter 4
He is not stupid he just had a Freudian slip. Shake it off OP, we've all said something that was stupid.
max_1000000 11
Must've been a surprise to him!
Welshite 40
And your mother's name is Janice. You're just all sorts of confused today, aren't you, OP?
ironichalibut 24
Yeah, Are you sure you're a guy? It wouldn't be the first mistake today :o
sdroze1389 31
silly OP, that was before the operation.
pjsr 33
Let's hope he's an equal opportunity kind of employer
sdroze1389 31
it was his mom's business partner. I don't think he was being interviewed for a job, but it doesn't really specify.
tranced_ 45
deep inside, you might have unresolved issues.. just sayin