Today, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family. The first thing my mom said to him was, “Oh, you can do so much better. Like a paint huffer or a crack whore.” She was serious, and my entire family nodded in agreement. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I told my dad that my boyfriend and I were thinking about moving in together. Without missing a beat, he looked at my boyfriend and said, “Brave man. You sure you want to sign up for 24/7 mood swings and hair in the drain?” My boyfriend laughed. A little too hard for my liking. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
What the **** is wrong with your family that that would be even remotely appropriate to say?
stormy0307 16
What kind of drugs is he on if a crack ***** is an improvement?
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Comments (10)
stormy0307 16
What kind of drugs is he on if a crack ***** is an improvement?
tounces7 28
They meant HE could do so much better, which is a far shittier thing to say.
stormy0307 16
Upon rereading of the post, you are in fact correct.
MidnaLink 35
What the **** is wrong with your family that that would be even remotely appropriate to say?
Fran Rolli 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I asked the spawns bf what he saw in her after she drained his bank accounts, he was suddenly boring I was right Die spawn
RichardPencil 32
Are you a telemarketer or a health insurance claims agent?
BurnInDemonFire 39
This is where you steal all their shit, sell it, and instead of using it to fund your crack/paint addiction, you take your boyfriend on vacation.
zoelog 10
if your mother is really that bad it seems to me you would have known not to bring your boyfriend home.
blondie45 21
Are your family right?
Shawnie Gallant 24
My family didn’t think I could keep my hot girlfriend, they thought she’d move on after a month or so. My girlfriends family also thought she could do better. 5 years later and were still together, with our own place. Don’t let people like this ruin your life. He knows what he wants, and it sounds like he wants you.
AmbrosiaFan 19
LOL I like your family...
peterblackmer91 12
I'm wondering why you even bothered to bring him home. Surely you knew your mother was rude and inappropriate to people.