Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom for the very first time. After shaking my hand and looking me up and down, she loudly proclaimed, "She doesn't have the right hips to have kids." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. As I went to shake her dad’s hand, my nervous, sweaty palm slipped right off and I ended up tapping him on the wrist. He gave me the most judgmental look while I awkwardly apologized and wiped my hand on my pants. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family. The first thing my mom said to him was, “Oh, you can do so much better. Like a paint huffer or a crack whore.” She was serious, and my entire family nodded in agreement. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter." I'm a guy. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
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Sekkaichi 12
Were you wearing the anklet from Ghana?
MeowZebraMeow 7
I suggest you marry into that family. Think of how amazing it will be at holidays. "I don't pass the potatoes to ******".
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Comments (90)
Not_Impressed13 9
"Oh! Did you find my business card in your husband's wallet?"
vettle 6
What were you wearing!? In any case what a rude bitch.
Mookiisfabulous 15
Moms always knows best, eh? -sarcasm-
aj9090 9
Omg! So rude!
iwadasn 33
Next time you meet a boyfriend's parents for the first time, try not dressing like a *****.
01Ben21 10
Persevere and don't give up. She will see your determination and appreciate it!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
#68 I highly doubt the mother will see sense if she, who is I presume an adult, thinks it's normal to insult so rudely her son's girlfriend on the first visit. She sounds like these unbalanced "mothers" who cannot let go of their precious son and would rather ruin their relationships than letting them grow up and be happy. OP, I hope your boyfriend stood up for you. If he didn't, trust me, this relationship is not worth it and will only bring you heartaches.
ZombieSazza 34
I hope you walked away from her straight after she said that. I'd tell your boyfriend you're not happy with her behaviour and you don't want him defending what she said, so either he gets her to apologise or you don't see/speak to her again.
mn_shr 22
Ouch
StanSmith2013 26
I will never understand the psychology of some people, why judge people when you don't even know them?
xgetxbentx 13
Fyl, I hope you responded with, "well I'd say it was nice meeting you, but you're a total ****, good day" and then just turned and left. Probably wouldn't have went over well with your boyfriend, but I'm not so sure it'd be much of a loss since it sounds like his mom is incredibly immature.