Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
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HeyLookJesus 11
At least that pimple didn't start talking to him.
Awsumuzzie 12
Guys always say, "I like my girl natural and without make up on." Well, there you have it.
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Comments (135)
Akharr01 5
That is why you wait for the guy to make first move!
Clamcreepy 7
Dammmnn he didn't sugar code that shit at all lol that was a bit harsh...yea FYL
DawnMarie11 0
t*Sugar Coat*(sorry I couldn't help mysel)
5t3ff1k4h 45
sugarcoat* - No capitals. myself* I couldn't help myself either. Make sure your reply is entirely correct before you correct someone else.
ultra_notorious 26
thought you ho's always made sure that type of thing never happened?
LoveMay 10
The ****?? That wasn't even funny and made no sense. Ho? Really?
5t3ff1k4h 45
52 - Asswipe, the word you're looking for is women*, not hos. And a pimple doesn't mean she's unclean. You can wash your face daily and still get them.
deviable 9
In fact, washing your face too often can cause pimples.
marissamay25 3
I put off hanging out for the first time with my now boyfriend because I had a zit on my chin, lol it was embarrassing.
zues70 4
That guy is a dumb ass and doesn't deserve you...
hateevryone 15
well that was rude of him. but maybe you should've covered up that pimple.
ngarcia333 0
Maybe you were the love of his life and he screwed it all up over a pimple. F that d***head
randomkayx3 11
What an ass.
dragynfyre 4
well, he's brutally honest. in a mean sort of way. of course a quick check in the mirror before you went out could have kept this from happening.
deepdarksecret 3
hahaha.. omg, thats hilarious! rude but funny.