Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
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HeyLookJesus 11
At least that pimple didn't start talking to him.
Awsumuzzie 12
Guys always say, "I like my girl natural and without make up on." Well, there you have it.
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Comments (135)
ladyLALAA 29
Buy better concealer, just kidding. FYL
Bellaboo62 0
why r people arguing on this? just let the chick get over her pain, dump the jerk and buy some stuff to get rid of her pimples. simple stop going on about it.
Twakkie731 4
OP - it's called hygiene, facewash & a mirror - start using it!
5t3ff1k4h 45
**** you, kid. You obviously know nothing about pimples. Some people get them from washing their face TOO MUCH. Why? Because once you wash your face, it immediately starts reproducing the oils you just washed away. If you consistently wash your face a ton, your skin will think it's super dry therefore it will produce a hell of a lot more of the oil than it normally would have, causing you to break out. This is why you should only wash your face once a day and then use moisturizer. **Some people will argue to wash your face twice. Whatever, it's still not really excessive to do that. Also, a mirror? She knew it was there. If it didn't come to a head (ie no white spot in the middle) then she can't pop it. Concealer probably didn't do the trick because pimples like that are large and red, and will show through any makeup you put on it. If it had come to a head, if she popped it before the date it's just going to leave a swollen, angry mark on her face and the guy still would have complained. Go learn a few things, please.
legresley85 1
Be thankful if a simple pimple bothered him then he would mostly likely bitch about every little imperfection. The irony being that he is a douche and probably has tons of imperfections but thinks he's perfect.
blair_x 12
@83, so what if he was turned off? Not everyone has sex immediately after going on a date. He shouldn't need to be 'turned on' during a date like a dinner, movie, etc. He still could've been more polite about it, regardless.
Ashystar 1
why do ppl keep suggesting makeup?! so if it was the other way round and it was the guy with a massive pimple are us girls allowed to say 'go touch up your face' or 'shoulda worn concealer!' wtf? its a part of life! shoulda walked out without a word, he didnt even deserve an explanation
Maldaps1 0
Respect to the guy. At least he was honest hahaha
enburk12 0
You should consider investing in some face wash.... As well as make up?
AvaVolterra 0
That's really rude and inconsiderate of him. If your pimple was really that bothering, I'm sure you would have taken care of it, like touch it up a bit.
Rachel1987 4
If only there was something that could reflect an image of yourself that you could look into before going on dates. I may invent such a device! I'll call it.. A mirror!
5t3ff1k4h 45
Yep, because looking in a mirror will instantly get rid of any remaining pimples. Idiot. She got ready for a date. Of course she looked in a mirror.
ladyLALAA 29
Wow you are really up on this thread...