Today, my dad's cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time in my entire adult life that he has visited me at my home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML
Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take my dad's mail to him. The "mail" was divorce papers. FML
Today, I met my dad for first time in 22 years. He smoked a joint with me, showed me his plants, and gave me a bag of mushrooms. Every time I try and believe I'm not trash, the universe tells me different. FML
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
And even then, it wasn't by his own free will. The mailman made him come!
crazedcabbages 0
wow thats freaking sad :(
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Comments (108)
mslaylah 0
He died and was Cremated in Michigan, I am in Texas. It is a small town and they know how to label and package that crap so the post office doesnt think twice.
robyn2222 0
do your best to make him feel welcome.
Spenzher 0
OUCH.
kekeshayeshaye 4
why do people want dead, burned people in their house. I don't get it.
Gameguy602 0
It's better than weraing them, some people send their dead loved one's remains into certain companies who make them into diamonds, then and send them back. I think I'd rather they just chuck me into a black hole or something, I have no idea why this appeals to me...
spanelli 16
Apparently, you don't get grammar either.
kekeshayeshaye 4
who doesn't get grammar???
RedPillSucks 33
My grammer gives me lots of presence.
kekeshayeshaye 4
good for you.
Hopersz 0
U guys are ****** up for thing this is hilarious. It isnt hilarious when theres a family matter of sibling or family in general not getting along with each other. Put yourself in this persons shoes. How would you feel if your father cremated remains arrived to u in the mail???? Think logically here and remember think how u would feel instead of laughing at this. It could be ANY OF YOU THIS COULD HAPPEN TO
DNMendez95 3
fail
driftability 0
Mailed to you!.
ChesCanadaEh 0
Sucks OP, well atleast he's at your house now :/?
iHateThisLife 10
so if ur not happy, label it, "Return To Sender"
al3xg 0
awwwww op. I'm gonna cry :(