Today, my dad's cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time in my entire adult life that he has visited me at my home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML
Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take my dad's mail to him. The "mail" was divorce papers. FML
Today, I met my dad for first time in 22 years. He smoked a joint with me, showed me his plants, and gave me a bag of mushrooms. Every time I try and believe I'm not trash, the universe tells me different. FML
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
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perdix 31
And even then, it wasn't by his own free will. The mailman made him come!
crazedcabbages 0
wow thats freaking sad :(
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crazedcabbages 0
wow thats freaking sad :(
YDI_S 0
YDI for your dads cremated remains coming in the mail. This is the first time, in your entire adult life, that he has visited you at your home.
harryman_bamf 0
33 gtfo troll
StoryOfTheYear 15
Couldn't have been any more direct :]
RedBaron 0
that's chocolate milk mix not your dad
EvilDoll 7
... well... I'm just gonna go to the bathroom and throw up for no specific reason don't drink any of my chocolate milk while I'm away
IAreStarfeesh 0
34 Dont call him a troll, it's what he wants. He's just a wannabe Skroal.
Bobissmall 13
Haha No 40 :D i got the reference. But you got ur dead father mailed to you? Kinda creepy.
stephanie0613 0
Wow, FYL Op :( sorry.
barbara_jude_wee_fml 0
that's really sad. did he not like you? not trying to ne mean.
Peachy2392 26
I have to ask, in what way is this a YDI-type situation?
perdix 31
And even then, it wasn't by his own free will. The mailman made him come!
redbluegreen 41
I believe several housewives can say the exact same thing, Perdix!
beepelati 5
now that'll make him feel better :)
Fortuitous 0
Now, now, Perdix, you have me thinking that the deceased dad was gay. "Thou shalt not insult the dead."
perdix 31
RBG, phone #'s, please? :)
Pearljammer001 0
ahahaha look at him go xD
my2centsworth 15
I was thinking along that line, too.
ifailplzinsultme 0
Ya that mailman should go to the Middle East. Poor ashes. Died so young.
evybeth 0
soo true
louie111887 0
that's sad. just remember the good times and keep your father with you always. cheer up op let your dad RIP
Bbhd05 0
Father of the year?
GBPH12 5
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess they didnt really get along? but hey i could be wrong
xGet_Over_It 0
That's kind of creepy, the way you said that.
Bstaut 8
and that's kind of creepy, your pic, that is.
xGet_Over_It 0
Don't hate.
iGrenade 0
get over it, get over it.
iPewpOnJews 0
Win, my friend.
gizz104 0
not fyl because your dad died and you miss him or anything. Instead fyl cause that's the first time he's ever been to your house?? Really? d-bag..I wouldn't go to your house either
katplayer 4
OP's a douchebag for expecting his father to visit? Woah. My parents must be douchebags since they expect me to call when I'm at sleepaway camp.
xBIG_Dx 0
i agree with gizz bro, wtf does u being at “sleepaway camp" have to do with anything?
xBIG_Dx 0
i agree with gizz bro, wtf does u being at “sleepaway camp" have to do with anything?
CitrusGirl 0
Athe intelligence level at which you cannot understand a simple comparison must be low. But OP is saying that his father never visitted him his whole adult life. I'd feel bad too.
iPewpOnJews 0
Fail grammar!>:(
mintcar 10
This saddens me. :(
ifailplzinsultme 0
but seriously how much??? I'm just playin... (with your boobs). :)
iwuvwolfz 0
You did your "kthxbai" wrong...
gizz104 0
No OP is a douchebag for caring more about the fact that his/her father never came to visit, rather than his/her fathers death. FYL for still going to sleep away camp.
jjames7543 13
you know you put this in the main feed and not the reply feed that you're pointing this at, right?
adorkable_spazz 0
obviously not...
machiko_fml 0
Well maybe you should have been worth visiting while he was alive OP
illegalnative 0
true oh so very true
Tgo19053 15
What an ash.
MyFirstKiss 0
epic win
hairdreser0nfire 0
lmao you are so punny!
zun19a 0
hahahahahahahahahahah that was hilarious thumbs up to you!
Doortje 30
nice one :D
barbara_jude_wee_fml 0
hahhahahahahahhahahhahaha
gizz104 0
Lmao win 14