Miscellaneous: Final destination

Final destination

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad's cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time in my entire adult life that he has visited me at my home. FML

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Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:23

And even then, it wasn't by his own free will. The mailman made him come!

crazedcabbages 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:21

wow thats freaking sad :(

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drakej 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 4:33

Thats fuckedup! Im so sorry D;

theantonlolz 11

Wednesday 29 August 2012 7:24

Dad's*

chashem 17

Sunday 23 September 2012 21:03

Aww that's so sad I'm so sorry

fatraptorjesus13 9

Monday 15 July 2013 20:43

I Iuuchhh b hhhh y. V

fatraptorjesus13 9

Monday 15 July 2013 21:14

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Pyrithium 8

Thursday 25 September 2014 5:57

And that's probably why. You had his remains shipped to you. WOW YDI

surranger 19

Saturday 25 October 2014 23:21

lmaoo

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