Today, my dad's cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time in my entire adult life that he has visited me at my home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML
Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take my dad's mail to him. The "mail" was divorce papers. FML
Today, I met my dad for first time in 22 years. He smoked a joint with me, showed me his plants, and gave me a bag of mushrooms. Every time I try and believe I'm not trash, the universe tells me different. FML
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
And even then, it wasn't by his own free will. The mailman made him come!
crazedcabbages 0
wow thats freaking sad :(
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Comments (108)
gizz104 0
Yes, I can't reply to specific comments from my phone
Mirorbo 27
I'm sorry...I'm really sorry....but the way this is worded made me laugh SO hard! Fuhohohoho....I am SO going to Hell....
tigercoon 12
Same here lol I'm a horrible person. :s
EvilDoll 7
Fuuu~ hell is a nice place it's basically a party for people like you and me with a rude sense of humor and a broken a.c. the dinners are all accompanied by lovely fiddle music though
zp5 4
at least you saw your dad. kind of...
Air_Force001 0
sad and terrible
Juneyah1017 9
Lmao! funniest thing I read! " what an ash!"
theprey 0
wow what a buzz kill
Master_Of_Sand 0
YDI for being unlovable. ******.
garrettjordan 0
how the hell does OP deserve this????????
ashaliciousx27x 0
Aww that's depressing, I'm sowwy =(
bugwub 0
Just don't put him in a coffee can and take him on a road trip with you. On a more serious note, sorry for your loss, OP.
mrahhhhh 21
Damn it you beat me to it! :( I HATE YOU! Just kidding dude :) . But that movie looks funny as hell; saw the preview for it when watching Jackass 3 (not as good as the first 2).
pwincessa23 1
What movie???????
xshadyshadow 0
Is it wrong that I laughed my ass off?!... That's kinda creepy, they're mailing dead people now?? Sorry, OP.